Hi, I am looking for someone to translate some simple, casual conversations into English.  If you can please let me know.  Thanks

Please translate from English to Cebuano :)
"The jacket looks good on you."
"Please ignore my friends because they are crazy."
Please use normal, everyday language. Thank you!

Nakita ku lang ni sa uban Forums adi'a sa Internet, Aduna diay ta terms sa atu'ang Calender months ug days, ganahan ta ku e bahin dinhi :)

Hello to all! I want to sing this song to my wife on our 25th anniversary, but i want to do it in bisayan. Its LADY by Kenny Rogers. Can someone please help to translate it, so that it will follow the music, (like on a Karaoke machine.? I reall appreciate if anyone can do this! Thanks in advance!

I just saw this text and was hoping someone could help me understand what it is saying. I know a little Cebuano but I want to make sure I'm not misunderstanding.
"maau..hawod jud ka mangita [name] no..ka moy nindot bata pa..yaw nang tigulang kay kaw ang looy .hehehehe.."
Salamat,
RR

Hi , can someone transate the following Bisaya sentence to English for me. Could not translate it using the dictionary.  Thanks a lot. 
lookohin mo sarili mo chong

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Salamat.

What does "Hi cheng" mean?

Hello to all,
I'm a temporary guest in the Philippines from the u s o f a. My mother grew up in Dumageute, and I am visiting her hometown now in order to conduct research for my graduate studies. All I know how to say in Cebuano are expressions that mothers use often with their children, such as "now is the time to leave" and "you are extremely insane."
In the meantime, I have a strong desire to learn Cebuano, or at least to learn many additional expressions in Cebuano.
I'll be in Dumaguete for three weeks and then will be spending a week in Tagbilaran. A short period, but I learn fast! Does anyone know of tutors in the Dumaguete/Silliman area?
I know how ridiculous this sounds - that my mother is Filipina yet I need to hire a tutor to learn the language. All of my cousins in the States who are full Filipino also do not know the language. My family is in the habit of reverting to English when the kids are around.

Can some translate this in Bisaya
"Do you know Mr. Y ? How is he related to Mrs. X ? Were they in a relationship?"
Thanks.