What does the following text msgs mean in English (They are written in Bohol dialect). (There are some abbreviations in these msgs. Impoy is a guy's name):
"Galisud q pgbkwi anang Impoy nja gbutang nja sa ulo. Mao nang maproblema q mosud nalang q sa comfort room ron dmi mgkastoria bwo sauna rman unta to mga 5 years na"

"Wd jud q mouna 2 mandng oi ajo hng angay q ana bsan gamay wa jud q modaut Impoy ky kontrahan q nia bsan saway gamay bright na maka sense ug say atong pasabot unja a tiwas naa a visitors"

(Benjoe is a guy's name): "wq mosul2 oi sauna ra dgay na igo rq mo2bag ug dta motubag masuko mao btaw mosud q banyo ron dq katubag ajog voto q ana anak benjoe samay kalamian oroy nila wman q moangay bsag gamay"
 

Got this text from a friend texting with another friend.
Would really like to share her joke :)
Any good replies to this one = even better!
 
Thanks,
Don

Hi! Im new here comming here for help.  Someone recently started slandering me and attacking me on facebook and started up a group against me that is bisaya based.  I dont want to bring drama around this forum.. but could someone be willing to translate what is being said about me? Thanks!
Here it is:
Hah? Do' wa ko mangankon nga ako usa ka pari o mananambal. Ka gamay baya nimo ug pangutok. Maayo kay nidapig ka sa yawa. Kadako sa iyang kalipay inig abot sa imong kamatayon. Wala siguro ka'y lingaw diha no? Bantug ra na gibuwagan ka sa imong kabit. Ug samot nabwisit imong kinabuhi no? MAYRA! MERESE! Kung mamatay man gani ka, wala'y tawong modu-aw sa imong haya. Mamatay ka ug mag-inusara!! Kasabot ka? lol..
 

Gusto kong makigsulti "kay" Ludy.

I need translation of letters to English.

almost 2 years na baya pod me ato .... pero ambot bah hapie man gud ko f naa c javer .. ang naka apan lang c nerio naga txt2x paman cla .. maong wala nako bulage tong sa amo
oke mana emu kai taga gawas man nah ako her man sa philipines .
oke man c javer but ther sme reson nga dili nako ma explen bam ?
 
 dahh ymn? nka blu ka na mag txt2x pa cla n nerio te,
 
tong sunday naka hawed man ko sa eyang cp . taymeng pod na pag txt ni nirio ...... di man nko na cla mapogngan kai nag dugay pod baya cla 6 years pod baya ilang pag oban dobah
nasakitan ku geng pero unsaon taman anah naman jud nang lyf dbah ....
ge sher nako ang potos geng tan,awah
 
mao jud kung love nmo sy dpat makasobt ka s cetwasion te,
 
 nakasabot man ko geng ..... basta mu sulod ta ana nga butang sport rah di hatag tanan nemung love

Hello,
I am trying to figure out what "halaka baka magalit sa akin GF mo ha" translates to in English.  I think some of the words are in Tagalog and it is making it confusing for me.  I cannot find the word halaka in any of the online sites I have gone to.  So far this is what I am getting from the sentence.  "Your girlfriend might be angry with me"  but I want to make sure I know what the exact literal translation is.  If you could help me out I would very much appreciate it.  Thank you for your time.  Peace, Love and Respect!

dai josephine mztah na wui???i mis u na ....grabehhhh...
maau kay kita2 man d.i moh mga ouk2 dha nuh ninduta gd ninyo,,

balik na ari dai aron kita ninyo ngita work,bitaw dai nagkabuang me mga ouk2x og pangita og work

 hi , can anyone translate this for me ? Thanks
"Nice kaayo mga picture sa bogoy.. Kaloy an tawn ang ate wa man maapil dri.hehe"