my friend who speaks bisaya told me to say something to a friend that I know who also speaks bisaya. He won't tell me what it is but keeps laughing everytime he tells me to say it so I was wondering if it was rude because I don't want to insult this other friend. I tried using the translator to figure it out on my own but yeah, it doesn't do too well with sentences. So he tells me it's pretty much more slang and young generation language, but what does this translate to; "pisat kog ug wala koy bo-ut"
Thanks! :)

gary

dah gisapot ko diri sa balay oi imong inahan ng sugod nasad ky way bugas way sud an way pgplete feeling niya siya ra ng sagubang tanan asa kaha siya puniton kung siya tanan sah,nga ganiha gipabayad gani naku [her brother] suga 5,400 kapin ang usa ka buwan unya ng bayad ko sa tubig sige mamatay na palang daw siya unya ang problema diri sa sulod balay ipanabi pa niya lain tao nga feeling niya gipasagdan ra siya makasapot lagi.
This is a message from my pinay girlfriend to her sister regarding her family's money problems that I've been helping with. The 5400php was supposed to be for their electricity bill, but when I tried to translate the message myself there doesn't seem to be any mention of electricity bill and it seems she just gave the money as a handout to her brother. Is that right?
Thanks in advance!
 

Mangutana unta ko unsaon pag erase sa tatoo na dugay na kaau... liking ang gamit na ink...

Please help me understand the following two lines:
nang imo na gibutang
nang ibutang na

Nahigugma gyud ko sa imo dong ikaw ang isinggit sa akong dughan og gimingaw ko sa imo pay-ayo kasabot?  
lage bisaya jud imbes nga maka balo ta og english ma bisaya man nuon wala sa oras aguy dodong ko

please to translate and explain words " shubing" and word " skema".
 
salmat

i would like to have some short sentences translated that may contain filippino slang and some gay slang.
salamat

Skeymz ... some times i see it spelled " skeyms " and some times " skeym " or even " skeyma". can someone translate to english please?

I think i posted elsewhere and is not correct spot. Can someone please translate these 2 setences to English for me?
ako nalang lugiton ni para kambyo sa akong mata.
and
o cge ince pag - naa p ko makita para sa imo.
 
 
Thank you
 

what does "tuara" mean in English?